oh wow this is the first time i’ve taken medicine that isn’t baby aspirin. hoorah for children’s allegra. because i will only take stuff that’s chewable and orange-flavoured. otherwise i will choose suffering.
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I told my mum Whitney Houston died with jazz hands and a smile. She wasn’t very impressed.
So I finished reading The Fault in Our Stars today. And I almost broke down in class. Jesus that was one of the best books I have ever read. It… it’s just fantastic. I honestly recommend it to every human being on this earth. It’s kind of adorable, and heartbreaking, and witty as fuck, and then heartbreaking again. This goddamn novel will turn you into an emotional wreck for...
ponkopoo: inordinately bad breath
That embarrassing moment when your old childhood friend decides to post embarrassing shit from your childhood on your facebook wall. …And then your dad “likes” it.